He triumphantly celebrates his arrival with a crate of beer with limes wedged in the necks, his grenades on his vest removed to carry bottles. medic! [she grabs a Fire Axe and brings her face closer to the camera] So you don't go to jail. By accepting all cookies, you agree to our use of cookies to deliver and maintain our services and site, improve the quality of Reddit, personalize Reddit content and advertising, and measure the effectiveness of advertising. Scout backs up as one of the tentacles swipes at him. ], [They back up towards the blast doors as the bread monster lumbers towards them slowly. She looks back at him for a few moments, then shoots an oncoming tentacle with the gun in her hand. No. Suddenly a siren can be heard in the background with guards shouting. Contents 1 Video description 2 Movie 3 Video transcript 4 Plot summary 5 Notes 6 References Video description Engineer and Medic make an unsettling new discovery while experimenting with the teleporter. Both Scout and Miss Pauling look down at the wood below them. Scout: Oh [He stands up, bringing the desk with him. Soldier: [pulling out a card] You did not read mine! Ahh- sweats nervously, [She is dragging a body. A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. At 6:25, the Soldier is carrying several loaves of bread. [He walks across the ring, awaiting Scout's answer.]. Miss Pauling: Oh! ], [The background music stops and the van grows quiet. Heavy, Medic, and Pyro rush to the aid of Scout and Miss Pauling. Why don't we discuss it over dinner? He's about to rush forward to attack the monster but pauses as the RED Bomb trundles into view.]. Scout is busy searching for an escape route while Miss Pauling has a look of terror on her face. Earn it! On June 17th, 2014, Team Fortress 2 animated short "Expiration Date" premiered on YouTube,[1] gaining over 31 million views in seven years. Miss Pauling tells Scout that she gets one day off a year. Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. Now go! [The Soldier suddenly grabs the Scout by the neck and slams him onto the table.]. A cigar smolders in the ashtray while the Spy unceremoniously drops a metal pail. He attempts to mimic the Spy's actions, but instead sends the dummy flying into the Reel-to-Reel player behind them. Engineer: Guys! Later, he can be seen gently kissing the hand of the dummy as the Spy watches. The Heavy manages to find a Sandvich and leans contently on the fridge door and takes a bite.]. At the other end, the Demoman and Sniper can be seen playing the Piano and Saxophone, respectively. We're not dying! And you just wasted it on-- [She looks around her, pausing mid-sentence.] As his wobbles precariously on the Teleporter as it slows down, we can see that he is also festively clad in a sombrero and novelty Margarita shaped sunglasses while also carrying another beer]. He twirls her back onto her feet and the two start running. Cut to Scout and Miss Pauling, who are also looking up at the ceiling]. This means none of the mercenaries have tumors, and thus are not going to die. Spy: [chucking softly] No. It hates me so much! [The Heavy lifts up the side of the monster's body, allowing light to flood over Scout and Miss Pauling.]. Scout admits to Spy that while he himself is good with girls (a scene with the Tramp Girl appears), he is vastly outclassed by Spy when it comes to ladies. Cut to a shot of Miss Pauling on a scooter, speeding towards RED Base. The cards in the bucket also read "LOL. By entergalactic. The Scout is near breathless with laughter.]. Ash helped write the latest TF2 short and she voices Miss Pauling. Spy: [turns] You? Behind him, the Pyro and Spy are holding a bottle of wine and a bucket of chicken. A dead BLU soldier can be seen draped on the roof of the van. The Sniper is on the backside of the monster, cleaning his Kukri. Its usually used (copy-paste) on a block of text that are either funny or 'troll' in nature to mess with another person. Can the cook be trusted? Scout: [Struggling] Aaahhhh Ah Miss Pauling, you all right? ], [Scout can be seen reading a book titled Pick-up Lines for Fast Food Junkies. If there's something any of y'all wanted to do before yaWell. Fuzzy dice adorn the rear view mirror. Scout: Hey, hey Miss Pauling! The Heavy remains at the fridge door, eating his Sandvich, but observing.]. He gets swung to one side and loses his grip on his gun. Half-standing, the Soldier examines the bucket.]. At 3:51, the drawing of the Spy being hit by a car is a very similar drawing to one found in the Source Filmmaker Beta files. ], [The Medic leans forward with interest. About. The windshield has bullet holes on the left and is completely knocked out on the right. ], [The Spy now walks behind the table. Wait! Scout: That's right, fancy pants, myself! A loaf of the bread falls off of the pile and Soldier gasps and grabs his bucket more tightly. The Spy rolls his eyes and shakes his head in amusement.] Hey fellas, listen! Cut to a shot of Miss Pauling on a scooter, speeding towards RED Base. He points both his fingers at Spy, who merely shakes his head with disgust. The hand collapses. Expiration Date teamfortress 1.2M subscribers Subscribe 36M views 8 years ago Engineer and Medic make an unsettling new discovery while experimenting with the teleporter. That isbig news. Scout, are we having a prom? The Engineer and Medic are experimenting with teleporting bread, discovering that doing so might have negative consequences. The Soldier then takes his bucket and picks up a loaf of bread dropped by the Medic. At 11:30, Pyro is seen on by the left side of the monster, but at 11:36 he is seen running past the bomb and Ms. Pauling. - What? At 11:14, we see the right side of Ms. Pauling's glasses slant down. Scout and Miss Pauling look on, amazed, as the dove takes off and flies away. Miss Pauling climbs to her feet and darts away, pressing herself up against the RED payload bomb. [She points at the hangar they just exited from.] Goodbye. I get one day off a year. [The strings hold, then fade as the scene cuts to black. Scout, meanwhile, runs up to the side of the bread monster and slams his club into it. Wait! Scout: [gestures to the table which holds another Teleporter, a loaf of bread, and an ashtray] Hey, look at all this. [he angrily throws the card down] Did anyone besides Scout put a card into the bucket?! Scout: Yeah. The hand collapses. Wanna do it? On one condition. He tosses the keys in the air and deftly catches them. Heavy and Medic pause and look at the bread monster with fear in their eyes.]. Miss Pauling steps forward and turns to look at the bomb. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30 [Spy looks down at Scout, and after a few seconds of thought, speaks]. All right? Scout: [nervously] Yeah. [Brief flash over to Spy, whose gaze returns to the monitor.] ], Spy: See you all in hell. Medic: Times four years. The Scout scrambles to his feet and rushes forward, but is stopped by an uncloaking Spy. before the Engineer interrupts them. Behind him is a crash-test dummy, hanging on a stand. The Scout bounces on his feet on the right, looking nervous. Deep chimes accent the moment], [The strings slow then stop. [Cut to a right side view of the van. [Suddenly, the Spy's voice is heard. The bread monster turns his attention towards the Pyro, and immediately has its mouth filled with fire. Tell me you got the briefcase. At 5:55, a painting of a bowl of fruit with a knife in the apple is seen behind the Spy. [The Spy pushes a button on the console and a microphone pops up. [He raises his hands and shrugs his shoulders] Basically nobody. [Disgusted, the Spy slides the bucket over as the rest of the mercenaries get up to leave. It's Been Two Years Since This Meme Started, Think, Mark, Think! Soldier has a grin on his face, Demo looks concerned, and Spy looks very worried. Cause he smells. A hand comes from offscreen and flicks the head.] Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30 [Spy looks down at Scout, and after a few seconds of thought, speaks]. Scout can be seen dodging the tentacles, jumping onto one and using his makeshift weapon to impale one of the other tentacles. The post gained over 130 smiles in eight months and was widely circulated online. Once she recovers, Miss Pauling admits that the experience was fun. can is punctured by a brass flourish. Y'all ought to take a look at this. [relaxes and chuckles] So yeah, Miss Pauling. [He smiles, then it quickly turns into a frown] Wait, nah. Medic: Vell, let's see. [Cut to a close-up of the watch. A look of determination can be seen on her face. [relaxes and chuckles] So yeah, Miss Pauling. Scout grabs a hold of her and yanks her off to one side as the bread monster knocks the bomb around. I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps! Y'all ought to take a look at this. Miss Pauling turns and shoots him with a silenced pistol. The room is dimly lit with moonlight and the warm glow of the fireplace. The Spy steps from the front of the table and walks from right to left, lit cigarette in his right hand, and the left firmly clasped behind his back.]. All right? ], Soldier: [his hand still covering the Scout's snout] Goodbye, Miss Pauling! At 0:40, the sound of Miss Pauling's pistol is identical to the sound of the. 2. We cannot teleport bread anymore! Heavy, Medic, and Pyro rush to the aid of Scout and Miss Pauling. Spy, look at all of this. [she grabs a Fire Axe and brings her face closer to the camera] So you don't go to jail. Spy: Well, a mystery we will take to our graves then. Why don't we discuss it over dinner. Spy, look at all of this. Scout: [giggling] Oh man, Classic Scout. The Soldier attempts to extricate the BLU Demoman's body from the hood of the van. Scout and a busty, blonde haired woman are standing at a counter with buckets of "Conquistador Fried Giblets" brand chicken drumsticks.]. Heavy: [Turning to the Medic] NOW, DOCTOR! Mysterious [Spy takes the dummy into his arms and starts dancing with it briefly before holding it in front of him.] Cut to Scout and Miss Pauling, who are also looking up at the ceiling]. ], [The blackboard has the results of previous teleporter experiments written on it. Copypasta is a block of text that you can copy and paste into any chat or messaging platform. [The Soldier suddenly grabs the Scout by the neck and slams him onto the table, because he is a furry.]. Do you have any idea what's in a briefcase that-- [Miss Pauling spots the watch on Scout's arm] --Oh, oh! Look, my wast few hours I just wanted [The bread monster grabs a hold of the bomb and swings it around in the air. He is wearing a wolf fursuit, but only the boots. Ah. The timer ticks down to one second as they leap straight into the open maw of the monster. Ominous sounding strings start up. Hey that's, that's funny. Scout: [A look of confusion on his face] You're not mad? It is now also available as a free-to-play ( since June 23, 2011) download on Steam for Windows, OS X, and Linux. We can't. Goodbye. Stand back son. The Engineer intervenes raising his hands. ], Spy: We are mercenaries. At 11:31, Scout's right arm clips through Soldier's torso. No. As long as nobody teleports any bread. For example, on June 17th, Tumblr[3] user holtarna replied "I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days" in response to a reblogged image of a loaf. The camera spotlights the loaf with ominous bass piano notes. He confides that he did have a real wish for the bucket list: a date with Miss Pauling. [ All the mercenaries are expressionless except for the Heavy who is on the verge of falling asleep with his arms folded. Lyrics, Meaning & Videos: Meet the Pyro, Expiration Date, Meet the Medic, Mann vs. Machine, Jungle Inferno, Meet your Match, Team Fortress 2 Trailer, Team Fortress 2 is Free to Play, Meet the Medic - Outtake - Kill Me, Mann vs. Machine - The Sound of Medicine, Find the lyrics and meaning of any song, and watch its music video.
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