Yeah, no dating. Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : Easy A Monologue, Olive (Emma Stone). Actually I dated him for a long time. [from trailer] [pretending to be drunk] This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought but I can assure you, they're not all diamonds. [about Rhiannon] Ar-ra-ra! : This was just a free preview - for the main event log onto "www.freeolive.com" tonight at six p.m. And I know it interferes with the basketball game; but come on, would you rather be here cheering on the Woodchucks or watch me do one? Hello? Not to mention how you have been dressing these past few days. A whole bunch of other stuff happens too. Death, Forever, Dying. : Affiliate links provides compensation to Daily Actor which helps us remain online, giving you the resources and information actors like you are looking for. Olive Penderghast Olive: Oh, I have sixteen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does. Olive Penderghast So the rumors are true. Nina : Olive Penderghast How I, Olive Penderghast, went from assumed trollop to an actual home-wrecker. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. Olive Penderghast Everyone knows Emma Stone can memorize lines, but she surprisingly memorized a monologue from a movie made a year before she was born. [runs into Anson, outside] Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. [looks up and sees a guy dressed in a Quizno's costume]. : So what's with your new look? Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Just make sure you have an exit strategy. I kind of hate me, too. He seems like a nice kid. Like a twig, or a branch. Do you know how embarrassing it is; finding out you slept with some gay dude from *Jackie Rudedsky*? Olive Penderghast Rhiannon Rhiannon The 'High School Movie Age' Callout. The books you read in class always seem to have a strong connection with whatever angsty adolescent drama is being recounted. : I also heard he was twice your age. : It's not true. Brandon : With Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd. Olive Penderghast Theres a young man here to see you. [to Evan, about their imaginary tryst] Brandon : Press Esc to cancel. He just wants to be repeating his senior year for, like, the fourth time cause he cant pass a single test? Olive Penderghast Emma Stone. The rumors of my promiscuity have been greatly exaggerated. How is that my problem, amigo? Sign in to rate and Watchlist for personalized recommendations. There were a lot of people walking past, okay, someone could have easily seen. My apologies to Mark Twain. Well, put it in the pile of gifts from my other suitors. When a lie about Olive's reputation transforms her from anonymous to infamous at her high school, she decides to embrace a provocative new persona. 2010 | Maturity Rating: PG-13 | 1h 32m | Comedies. Does it only exist in 80's movies? What makes life valuable is that it doesn't last forever. At the end of the closing credits Brandon can be heard making a noise of excitement. Mrs. Griffith : : This is hard to say but Don Bryant is your father. : Guys we were going to do this at the right time! Woodchuck Todd | I mean, you're a nice guy and all, but you're not really my type. Olive Penderghast Why? : Raise the roof. Who gives a rats ass? [after performing her song at the pep rally] [whispers to Olive] Olive Penderghast A heap. Rosemary Olive Penderghast : : He left his parents a note that said: Eff you, Im gay.And then he skipped town with a big, hulking black guy! 'Easy A' (Rosemary): "Your father and I are totally supportive" A one minute comedic monologue for women from the movie, EASY A, starring Emma Stone and Patricia Clarkson as Rosemary. Rhiannon Chip (Olives Younger Brother): Why does that matter? A reverend? Oh, you *really* do. Mr. Griffith Youre wonderful. I would slit my throat rather than say something to someone that you didn't want me to say! : It should come as no surprise that the rumor that I was soliciting sex for money spread around school faster than Olive Penderghast [V.O] Brandon Olive! She is the most popular girl in school. : Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : : : Wooo! : Olive Penderghast But the really amazing thing is, it is nobody's goddamn business. I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor. Olive: Thats the one thing that trumps religion: capitalism. Thank you, Mom. I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. Olive Penderghast Ha Rosemary I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Let the record show that I, Olive Penderghast, being of sound mind and below average breast size, swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth starting now. [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] Pow! It's very whore couture. "The Amazing Spider-Man 2", 2014. He left his parents a note that said: Fuck you, I'm gay. Olive Penderghast : [During an appointment with Olive] The Will Gluck-directed teen sex comedy was Stone's first leading role before she became one of the most . : Olive Penderghast : It's not a good thing. What is it with you gays? I'm hearing things Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast They sense any weaknesses, they pounce like jungle cats. And not the good kind. It was like setting up Jenga. So the next day I had detention. Not in high school. Right above the Orient. Woodchuck Todd Oh my God! And youre going to handle this the same way I did. His, with a capital H. If the Good Lord had wanted Micah to graduate, he would have given him the right answers. Rhiannon Jesus. : And it only took 20 seconds. Woodchuck Todd (Penn Badgley): (with his Woodchuck mascot head off) Hey Olive. Do you wanna go out with me? Olive Penderghast Not that one. : I had a horrible reputation and people said awful things about me. Easy A. Yea and I got pumpkin all over my dress too. Rosemary Penderghast, Olive's mother, is open, funny and loves her kids. Olive Penderghast High School Student A clean-cut high school student relies on the school's rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing. A gnome? Olive Penderghast [Sarcastically imitates laughing] Starring: Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes. In the end credits, as the camera continues down the street, at the end, you can see a City of Ojai police officer stopping traffic from the opposite end to allow the filming. Olive Penderghast Evan Olive: I dont think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut. Well, actually I told one person, but you know how these things work. Olive: You know, not really. Release Dates : Rhiannon: I want every detail, now shit face. [while Brandon and Olive are pretending to have sex in Melody Bostic's bedroom; he yells] Unmatched by anything you have heretofore experienced including cake. : Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. : [welcoming Brandon into her upstairs bedroom], [about Natasha Bedingfield's "Pocketful of Sunshine"], [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend], [while pretending to have sex with Olive and she's hitting him with a book], [after pretending to have sex with Brandon], [about her business of pretending to have sex with people], [V.O, while confronted with Marianne's mob]. Olive Penderghast : Marianne What is the streaming release date of Easy A (2010) in France? : Marianne Brandon The Accelerated Velocity of Terminological Inexactitude. Oh, happy day, Mama! The funny thing is, the whole time this all was going down, I couldn't help thinking I could have come up with better signs. Plus lets not forget I had the bbs of a pn star. I am about six seconds away from slapping you so hard your *teeth* will bleed! Look it up, big boy. : [Olive looks at the condoms] It's all I can afford. : [Tries again] : Olive Penderghast Why? Olive Penderghast Well! I let you fondle my chest, and it was a glorious moment for you. (then) Well, about the sister thing, not about the Don thing. We are not dating, Mom. And then he skipped town with a big, hulking black guy! This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World. Dill Olive: He got a Coke Zero a-gain. Is it not a minister? : Olive Penderghast Your parents didn't. No, of course not. The Monologue Games - YouTube Kelsey Arnold performing a monologue from the movie, Easy A. Maybe it was because I was wearing clothes that were two sizes too small. : I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. Olive Penderghast I got that "V" where you'd rather see a "P". Olive Penderghast Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. Tell me everything. This girl, named Hester Prynne, has an affair with a minister, is besmirched and made to wear a red A for "adulterer." Manage Settings I'm only going on what I've seen in the movies. Olive Penderghast : Seems as if someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life. Brandon Yeah. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life. Rosemary : You get family member of the week every week. No, there's no argument, it's there. Olive Penderghast For a long time, actually a "long" time Olive Penderghast : Phil Lord gave me 100 bucks from Best Buy so he could tell people we hooked up behind the library. No, silly. Disney World is much more liberal. : Bookstore guy [to herself] How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers? : [Not believing her] Olive Penderghast A is for Awesome. [Going to a Church] Emma Stone arrives at the Los Angeles "Easy A" premiere. So it's his choice that he's a fourth year senior who can't pass any test he takes? All I could think was, "Great, now I'm a tramp! A gentleman caller, hooray! It's not like I've actually been doing the things that people are saying I'm doing, but - then again - I'm not denying them, so I've just been wondering: is that wrong? Her parents are the weirdest people I've ever met; and I live in *California*. That's not necessary, Dad, but that is comforting. Olive Penderghast : Well, I mean, like, do you wanna be my girlfriend? Olive Penderghast Mrs. Griffith (Lisa Kudrow): Im the guidance counselor; I should know all the students, especially the ones that dress like prostitutes. : Rosemary: Because I slept with a whole bunch of people. Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness. George is like what you name your teddy bear, not the name you wanna scream out during climax.
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